so i have an itv spanish class and i hate it. i know hate is a strong word but no one wants to listen to a guy on a video screen talk in spanish for 2 and a half hours straight.oh, and i was also informed it is now too late to switch out, so it looks like i'll be attending for a while and trying to pass :( i'll leave you with some new chuck norris facts:
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
4 comments:
I don't blame him for not loving Raymond. That show stresses me out.
Dude you have a stalker!!!! Actually a nasty predator:-) I bet Chuck could handle the Spanish class and he would probably come out being able to speak Spanish, French, and Latin.
I hated Spanish when it was only 50 minutes long, I can't imagine 2.5 hours of that agony!
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